The Germans wore grey, you wore that bloody #2 shirt

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Like many of you, I often wonder how classic films would have turned out if all of the characters were played by Graham Arnold. I’m not sure how this idea started, but I originally intended it to include a range of movies. It wound up that there was a lot of material in Casablanca alone – and I wasn’t getting much change out of Gone With The Wind – so this is the slightly bizarre result.

Oh, and apologies to Mariners fans.

There were plenty of coaches to choose from (Egil Olsen would’ve been my first choice, but I felt like I’d already picked on him enough here). Ian Ferguson was also tempting, but in the end I just couldn’t pass up that Daniel McBreen reference.

Until next time, then. Here’s punting the ball upfield to you, kid.

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