While a lot of talk centred around Germany’s domination in their 4-0 win over Portugal in Group G of the FIFA World Cup, the real talking point was the influence of un-fancied Australia culture on the Portugese.
Between Meireles’ man-beard and Almeida’s porno ‘stash, Portugal really know how to facial hair. #GERPOR
— The Football Sack (@TheFootballSack) June 16, 2014
Thankfully we were not the only ones to notice
@TheFootballSack not just man-beard, but man-beard/mohawk combo, very impressive
— Michael Swanson (@michaelswanny) June 16, 2014
The big question though was, hipster or bogan?
Throw in a neck tattoo and he would look right at home at my local shopping centre. #GERPOR pic.twitter.com/r8z2tyzdLv
— The Football Sack (@TheFootballSack) June 16, 2014
Bogan. Definitely bogan.
And a Jim Beam singlet underneath his shirt. RT “@melatonii: @TheFootballSack you can’t see it in that photo, but he’s also barefoot.”
— The Football Sack (@TheFootballSack) June 16, 2014
Meanwhile, his hipster teammate was down – but no harm was done to his most important asset.
Almeida down injured. It’s OK, folks, the stash is still in immaculate condition. #GERPOR
— The Football Sack (@TheFootballSack) June 16, 2014
And then, just as you thought he couldn’t get any more bogan…
Just when you think he couldn’t get more bogan! #GERPOR pic.twitter.com/sfxyXMs72M
— The Football Sack (@TheFootballSack) June 16, 2014
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