The Jacob Burns drinking game

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Loved by many, hated by more, Perth Glory skipper Jacob Burns certainly divides opinion amongst A-League supporters.

With that in mind, we’ve come up with a great way for you to get a little bit extra out of his performances, so grab a six pack, park yourself in front of the tv and get that drinking arm nice and loose!

  • Perth Glory tweets a pic of Jacob shirtless reading a match programme before the game – three fingers.
  • Cleans out the opposition’s best player accidentally on purpose – two fingers
  • Booked in the first 10 minutes – finish your drink
  • Draws blood – two shots
  • Twists an ear / nipple / random body part of another player – two fingers
  • Commentator says “He’s not that type of player” – one finger
  • Takes out his own player in a tackle – two fingers
  • Fixes his side parting mid game – three fingers
  • Assist – three fingers
  • Goal – four fingers
  • Three votes in the Alex Tobin Award – finish your drink
  • Someone on Twitter immediately makes a joke about Thomas Broich – two fingers, unfollow them
  • Makes it through 90 minutes without getting booked – drink lots, the apocalypse is coming

Let us know how you got on via the comments section below or on Twitter!

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Neil Sherwin
Neil has covered the Perth Glory and the Hyundai A-League for five years and is one of Western Australia's most knowledgeable football journalists.

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