Dear Michael Valkanis

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Dear Michael Valkanis,

Melbourne City started the season very well,
W-League champions and a FFA Cup title,
But it seems we have fallen apart,
So a letter to you seemed utterly vital.

Beating Melbourne Victory twice was superb,
It saw us rocket up the A-League chart,
Our winnning scorelines were dominant too,
But oh Mr Valkanis – how we’ve fallen apart.

Consistency seems to be our weakness,
One win here one win there,
The eleven men wearing light blue,
I sometimes question whether they even care.

Marquee man Tim Cahill is a star,
Goal after goal he’s been on a great run,
But now he’s over with the Socceroos,
How the f*** did we lose to the Wanderers 3-1?

A top four position is now at risk,
Many of our players look underdone,
We face Sydney FC this Saturday night,
God we have no chance of winning this one.

We head north this Saturday night,
Two consecutive losses always hurts,
But let’s get one thing straight,
Please – no more Brandan tribute shirts.

So I write to you today Mr Valkanis,
Seeking answers and solutions,
I want this poor form to discontinue,
I don’t want your excuses I wan’t resolutions.

Kind Regards,
A beloved Melbourne City fan.

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