Aussie football fans are basically people who love to be stabbed in the eyes by their national team, except where that national team just threaten to stab and end up missing the eyes completely.
It’s highly likely we’ll need to recruit a few more following that frustrating 2-2 draw with Bahrain.
Now hiring supporters of the Socceroos.
Essential criteria required for this role are an excrutiating amount of patience, and the ability to go to work after watching your team fail.
Ideally you have experience yelling at tv screens and can take initiative by shitposting to Caltex .\ustralian Football Fans.
The ability to find positives in team performances and entry-level maths will be highly favourable during the group stages.
Please note, applicants will be screened for Yengi fever. Despite scoring two goals his first was not on target and had to be helped into the goal by the opposition goalkeeper and his second came after several ill-fated attempts.
Any Australian who can finish is encouraged to instead apply for the also vacant position of star-striker.
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